Chat With Douglas
Two in one day, merely minutes apart. Below is a conversation with my friend Doug. He moved to AK with the Air Force for a few years and left in May 06. He lives in Jersey, but we have not seen each other since he left. I’m pretty sure he is intoxicated every time he gets on messenger. (Note, this does contain some language)
Douglas: WHAT THE FUCK nick fuckin Brewer
Nick: what?
Douglas: you used to suck
Douglas: now you’re awesome
Nick: thanks?
Douglas: why did I get screwed
Douglas: I tried to make you have fun
Douglas: you always hated me
Douglas: and never trusted me
Nick: I never hated you
Douglas: you always did
Douglas: you were always too cool for a shithead like me
Nick: you were the cool one from the east coast, with tattoos and the only one in alaska who knew shit about ska
Douglas: that’s why it sucked when you disrespected me
Douglas: you were the pimp of Alaska
Douglas: you were the radio God who found me annoying and never let me have potential on the Radio
Douglas: just because I fucked strippers and partied all the time and got drunk more often than not
Nick: i didn’t know you were fucking strippers
Douglas: stephanie?
Nick: oh yea
Douglas: did she fuck you too?
Nick: nope
Douglas: oh, just everyone else in Fbx
Douglas: thank god
Does this look like we were anything but friends? Or in a band?
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