Jaked On Green Beers

So for the first time I got to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day in true “I’m under 25, I don’t give a crap how drunk I get” fashion. It is safe to say this was one of the worst morning afters I have ever had to suffer through.
For some background information. I was called into work Monday morning at 6:30am. Receiving the call to come in only 6 hours before I had to be there. Originally I was scheduled for 2pm. After work I took the downtime to get some rest for the night ahead of me. I woke up about 8 and made myself a big bowl of rice and had a beer that was in the fridge. At 10 I headed towards a place called Brother Jimmy’s on the Upper West Side. Showing up decked out in the only green shirt I own, and one I had purchased earlier in the day that said “I (shamrock) NY” I dove into a festive Budweiser. I arrived to see my roommate Becca and friends decked completely in kelly green and shamrock stickers covering open skin. Receiving a free shot from the waitress for dressing up for the day. After a while there, we went across the street to an Irish-ish bar.
The place had a very Irish sounding name with a Mc, in the title somewhere. We belly up to the bar and get a beer. Then immediately noticing they have GREEN BEER. I’ve never been a fan of green things, but when in Dublin. So I finished off my Guinness and partook in some green beer. Then we were approached by an actual Irishman who wanted us to sign his shirt while he was in NYC. I came up with the classy “I (heart) green bear” right off the top of my head and ran with it. Later he would become my best friend in (heyyyyy budddyyyyyy time). Before we left the bar after being in there for a good hour and a half, I had consumed… A guinness, 2 green beers, 2 green jello shots, and an irish car bomb before heading back across the street for a fishbowl.
A fishbowl is a drink that is made in a fishbowl and several straws were provided and everybody had some. I made it home about 1am. I was back at work, bright eyed and bushy tailed later that morning.
Now, I’m not saying any of this to show off or that I’m actually in any way proud. It is more that I had a really fun time being completely irresponsible and I don’t plan on drinking this much for quite some time. On the plus side, only one picture was taken of me the entire night, and it will probably end up on here at some point.

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