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I can’t believe this! This problem better be rectified soon, this is unacceptable. I think I am actually going to write a letter to the vending machine company.

To Whom It May Concern,

WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? Charging the simple folk of the 15th floor of my building to pay for for one prodcut than another. Your company should be ashamed and taken behind your own building and be forced to watch your co workers walk up to a vending machine and unknowingly pay for items that are overpriced while hiding the actual price behind the tag and the moment they hit A4 *BLAM* a jet of water soaks their crotch so everybody in the office thinks they wet themselves whilst waiting for a tasty treat. How does that sound? Not very plesant at all. I would boycot your machine, but how else am I going to get my daily fix of shaken up soda? Lord knows my day wouldn’t be complete without every so often having a can of Diet Dr. Pepper exploding all over my dress shirt. You have been warned.

Good luck in all your future endeavors ripping off your faithful customers,
Nick

P.S. If I ever see this again, I’m taking a hammer to the glas and redistributing the wealth of snacks to the masses, you know what that sounds like? Freedom!

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