Happy November 4th everybody! I’ve been waiting for this day to end for months now. I am glad that my first year in the “biz” has been during this election season and it is great to be super informed on every candidate movement over the last six months, but it makes me sleepy. Here are my plans for today.

Wake up
Shower
Eat
Kill things in Gears of War
Get a haircut
Go to work at 4pm
Knock it out of the park until this thing is called.

So in lieu of having any actual information in this post, I decided to leave a little something for the ladies. Enjoy a commercial starring a guy I knew through high school and college named David. I want to know how to get my nipples to be that smooth over my rock hard pecs. And can someone tell me how hard it is to get “side abs?” My six pack only goes down the middle. Enjoy.

P.S. And if anybody noticed on that list that it doesn’t say “Go vote.” Well, I voted absentee two weeks ago, so I’m super on the ball.