I am now officially one of the girls. Oh, I knew this was coming, but it never really hits until you see it in print. Although I do appreciate the “Hey Ladies (and Nick)” part, it is a vague attempt to spare my manhood… it does not. I’m not making fun of or turning down the invite, I just wish it wasn’t a “Overdue Girls Get-Together.” Maybe something like “Co-Workers Enjoying A Sunday Afternoon At A Local Pubberie,” would have been too long.

So if any of my guy friends out there want to; start lifting weights, doing push-ups in front of each other, tackle football, steam room, sub-homoerotic behavior, join a frat, eat my body weight in meat, or high five in public spaces while chating, “USA USA USA.” Please give me a shout.