25 Things

I wanted to take the opportunity and do something completely original… place my 25 interesting facts about myself on my blog instead of facebook. Everybody and their mother has been putting these up and now it is my turn. I have attempted to be clever with some of them, not really in others. If you notice, after number 14, the quality really drops off. I’m heading back to Comic Con again tomorrow, so expect tons of pictures and maybe some audio within the next week.

1. My gaydar points Northwest.
2. I have auditioned for the Real World four times with three different personalities.
3. I own a banana hammock… wait, that is a banana shaped hammock right?
9. Just like a stapler gun, I’m dangerous and something you shouldn’t put near your eyes.
5. I am a Highlander, and there can be only one.
6. Josie and the Pussycats is one of my favorite movies.
7. After several fights (usually using katanas) I have laid waste to most of my enemies… except illeteracy.
8. Who else here thinks that lizard people are real and trying to take over the planet? Well, keep your voices down, they’ll hear you.
4. I one day dream of having a ball pit in my living room then not letting anyone else play in it.
10. When is it to late to return a hippopotamus furry costume?
11. I learned to tie my shoes at age 12, and promptly went back to wearing slip-ons.
12. Over the last seven years, I have not bought a pair of shoes that wasn’t Vans or Converse.
13. I can eat 65 hot dogs in 12 minutes, but a Japanese conspiracy is keeping me out of competition.
14. I shot, killed, and cleaned a moose when I was 13 years old… All my New York friends are now freaking out.
15. When I complete this list, it will be done.
16. My pornstar name would be Zeke Lakewood, yes, it is that good.
17. Insert real fact here.
18. Insert false fact here.
19. Michael Bay and I got into an explosion contest, I conceded when I realized I was out of C4.
20. I only started watching Battlestar Galatica because Comic Con was starting up.
21. Crumb cake is a lie.
22. When did Chester A. Arthur become so popular again? I’ve been all over that for years.
23. The easter bunny scares me, not because he is a 6 foot tall rabbit, but because they cannot be killed.
24. Insert knife… twist… man my television is hard to turn on.
25. No I will not dignify that with an answer and am ashamed you asked in the first place.

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