It is early Thanksgiving morning. I have to be to work in a few hours but cannot fall asleep so I’m surfing the net and watching Live Free or Die Hard. I just wanted to throw this up here while I remember to do so, it is a photograph I took and applied “Tilt Pan [...]

I can’t believe this! This problem better be rectified soon, this is unacceptable. I think I am actually going to write a letter to the vending machine company.
To Whom It May Concern,
WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? Charging the simple folk of the 15th floor of my building to pay for for one [...]

I noticed this on the subway ride home the other day. Notice that nice pink and black box in her hands. Yes, that my friends is a stripper pole. And not any generic k-mart brand stripper pole… a Carmen Electra approved stripper pole. I would hate to read that slogan, “Carmen has personally cried herself [...]

As I wandered the streets of Times Square after work, I made my way into Office Max. Now nothing cranks my gears like a good ole’ walk through Office Max or Depot or any office supply superstore. Just the smell of the inks, the crisp paper, or the allure of a new printer/scanner combo (wink [...]

Sunday I had to send Shayna home. It was hard to do, but each day brings her ever so much closer. I would love to sit here and write page after glorious page of how great her visit was, but I’m pretty sure 3 of the 5 people who read this would rather me not. [...]